Reviewing some of the popular dances over the years, I notice that a lot of them are based on something else: The Sprinkler, Milking the Big Cow, The Shopping Cart, Window Wiper.Then…
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The Shower Boogy
Reviewing some of the popular dances over the years, I notice that a lot of them are based around something else. The Sprinkler, Milking the Big Cow, the Shopping Cart, Window Wiper….
Yuletide Oppression
Santa runs the North Pole with his friendly elves creating toys for all the good little boys and girls. Some say Santa is an elf himself, but if he’s an elf he’s…
Age Old Screen Names
There was a time when chatting with strangers on the internet fell into fairly unregulated categories, mostly horny teenagers and lonely adults. Screen names were usually hatched in a 20 second binge…
How Many Licks?
Somehow I saw the old school tootsie roll commercial again, and something about it stood out.Yes there was still that asshole owl that ate the kid’s candy, but there were other things….
I Love My TV
I’m a pretty open minded guy, no that’s not really true, I’m a caveman.Being a caveman, you would think I love to be outside. No, no I do not. If there is…
I Want a Makeover!
Spending a little time at the local mall I got a chance to stroll through one of the makeup counters. Every counter had multiple salespeople offering makeovers to women of all ages,…
Jewish Black Asian Hispanic People Meet.com
I leave the TV on in the background pretty much all day. With that in mind, I tend to hear and occasionally see the same commercials over and over. One that caught…
Why Watch?
There is a disturbance in the televised entertainment universe. Men (obviously I can speak to that on a better level) enjoy watching kick ass guys and hot girls do kick ass things….
Red Handled Cleaver
I once had a cleaver with a red handle grip,Its blade was so shiny with a sharp pointy tip.Forever estranged in a world worth slicing,With no blade in hand, it’s so less…