I don’t care about sports, of any kind. That being said, I will attend sports functions, usually under the bribe of alcohol. Given how far they can go with mascots and events…
Tag: Tides of Shadow
Sleep Through That
The human body is an amazing thing. People are able to ignore one thing while getting completely caught up in another. Some get thrown off guard by the tiniest things, while another…
Pray for Arkansas
There are an influx of people that change their Facebook profile pictures, or post little twitter prayers about people that are afflicted by natural disasters. Beside those are people begging for prayers…
It’s Feeling A Lot Like Summer
Warm weather is coming back people. We all know what that means! Girls in bikinis, bros with popped collars, and getting separated from your friends in the woods and having your legs…
Sleepy Time
As kids, sleepovers were a planned night of fun. Play video games until the AM, watch movies, run around the neighborhood. A great excuse to do dumb crap with friends. Then the…
My Reader is the Best!
Which do you prefer, the iPad, the Nook, Kindle, Jetbook, Icarus, Kobo, or any of the other hundred options of electronic readers? This one has a longer battery life, but it gets…
Michael J Fox Knows How to Please a Lady
Getting old isn’t fun. It’s pretty rare that you hear people past the age of 21 talking about how they only wish they were a little older. Unless of course they’re half…
Compact Cruisin’
Why is it that when people are in parking lots, all rules of driving go out the window?One way lanes turn into free for-alls, and people drive through spots to go in…
Cover Model
Waiting in line to buy a new chainsaw blade and handcuffs I hear some kids talking about the cover models on the magazines. “She’s fuckin hot bro.”No shit bro. That’s their job,…
Party Down South
There is a show on CMT called Party Down South. This show is essentially about drunk rednecks banging and fighting. This is what television has become.I bitch a lot about TV these…